You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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