At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
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I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
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