That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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