He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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