she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
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I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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