they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
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Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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