I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
