haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
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you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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