just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
