You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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