Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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