Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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