If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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