When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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