there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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