I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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