if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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