Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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