she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Blood and glitter go together right?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals