There is no way he is gay with that hair.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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