you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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