My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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