i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
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he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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