Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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