All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.