He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.