so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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