Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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