Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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