oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
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I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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