If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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