Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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