I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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