Me. At least after what I've been through.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
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Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
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I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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