Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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