I CAN MOONWALK!
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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