so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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