Apparently you make a good broom.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
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