I'm lost and stupid without you.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
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He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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