Pappa wants mamma naked
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
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I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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