She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
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Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
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my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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