the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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