all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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