therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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