Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
MIDGETS
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He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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