If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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