how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
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When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I lost the right to judge tonight
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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