how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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