I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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