so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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