dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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