That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
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