my sisters under your porch take her home
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.