Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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