I heard we made out
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
21 Distraught People Found Out They Had An STD
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
21 Ladies Reveal The Sexiest Thing A Man Can Do In A Public Setting
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.